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It’s probably one of the most spectacular feat that a scrawl can have. It has such power in the confirmation of an agreement, and you could quite literally sign your life away.
On a personal level, with a scribble, you could get yourself a home...

It’s probably one of the most spectacular feat that a scrawl can have. It has such power in the confirmation of an agreement, and you could quite literally sign your life away.

On a personal level, with a scribble, you could get yourself a home (lease/mortgage), a job (contract agreements), the right to travel (visas/passports), somewhere to put your money (bank accounts), change your name and be in a legal partnership with another (marriage/unions). 

Then if you are in high enough position within your workplace, you can pretty much change everything. The image of the organisation, your employees’ salaries, projects’ outcomes. Many can also indirectly affect their communities or over a greater area - just a signature for a building permit, funding to local councils, schools, transport systems, taxes, the kind of information that are made available to the public, etc etc - these can impact of so many tens of thousands of people.

Some biro ink left behind on papers can transform you, others, our surroundings and livelihood in a matter of seconds - that is just extraordinary.

I’m sure the yogurt tastes better when you do this.

I’m sure the yogurt tastes better when you do this.

Germs must be so obedient or gracious that they are willing to wait for you, just in case you managed to pick up any dropped food within a set time frame.

Germs must be so obedient or gracious that they are willing to wait for you, just in case you managed to pick up any dropped food within a set time frame.

There was a little bit of a fight between everyone’s feet stomping – trying to step on it? avoiding it? The poor pigeon just wanted to get something to eat.

There was a little bit of a fight between everyone’s feet stomping – trying to step on it? avoiding it? The poor pigeon just wanted to get something to eat.

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That’s it – Robots are already trying to be the boss!

I’m sure by now anyone that lives in a developed city, in a urban metropolis would have had some contact with a self-serve cashier in the supermarket. If you haven’t, you’re not missing out on very much – it’s one of those things that were nifty to begin with, then after so long, you would rather yell at it in reply to every command it amplifies through its speaker.

It is easy to get mad at these machines that were meant to make our lives easier…UNEXPECTED ITEMS IN THE BAGGING AREA!! What do you mean unexpected? You just scanned one kilo of potato, and that’s what’s in the bagging area!

What is it that pandas think about? Surely even the most lazy couch potato thinks about something to pass the time.
They exclusively eat one kind of plant, and lucky for them bamboo grows extremely quickly. On the other hand, pandas might as well be...

What is it that pandas think about? Surely even the most lazy couch potato thinks about something to pass the time.

They exclusively eat one kind of plant, and lucky for them bamboo grows extremely quickly. On the other hand, pandas might as well be asexual as many zoos have trouble reproducing them - so if they don’t need to think about meal choices or procreation - then I wonder what is it that they think of?

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I remember actually exchanging addressed with old school friends and wrote letters to each other half way around the world. We’d buy special/cute letter sets and use all the colour pens we had to enhance our conversation (none of those emojis).

Telephone calls every afternoon with at least one of your classmates “asking for homework help”. As if….haha I still remember one of the phone numbers that I used to call everyday — back when you actually remember people’s contact details rather than look them up. 

Now you have all you have are lists of people you have not seen in years…

Who decided that a doll is more suitable to females and a robot for males? Can you not like robots as a girl? If a boy wishes to have a cooking/kitchen set then apparently that seems strange? How can that be so when many famous chefs are men?
Action...

Who decided that a doll is more suitable to females and a robot for males? Can you not like robots as a girl? If a boy wishes to have a cooking/kitchen set then apparently that seems strange? How can that be so when many famous chefs are men?

Action man toys are surely a type of dolls - they are figurines that resembles human. It’s strange to think somehow it’s implanted in us from a young age that there is a huge difference between Barbie and GI Joe. I think they are more similar than they are different.

I don’t think I’d would do very well…but then again Australia is currently at an embarrassing ranking of 54th in the world for fixed broadband speeds. One would probably need to throw the ball/ shotput/ frisbee to the moon for some decent speed.

I don’t think I’d would do very well…but then again Australia is currently at an embarrassing ranking of 54th in the world for fixed broadband speeds. One would probably need to throw the ball/ shotput/ frisbee to the moon for some decent speed.

Do we really grow up? At times I just feel like I’m the same person I was ten or fifteen years ago…
After a certain point, it seems that all we are trying to do is to fit in the next mould. Uncomfortably. It’s like you were given a piece of clothing...

Do we really grow up? At times I just feel like I’m the same person I was ten or fifteen years ago…

After a certain point, it seems that all we are trying to do is to fit in the next mould. Uncomfortably. It’s like you were given a piece of clothing that barely fits you, but everyone says otherwise and they think it looks right on you. You doubt it for a little while but you go…alright, and you just end up going along with it…

Sometimes I really want to do this randomly…but that might distract the security workers.

Sometimes I really want to do this randomly…but that might distract the security workers.

Along with the satisfaction of writing with a new pen, or opening up a new packet of markers - the appeal of unused stationery.

Along with the satisfaction of writing with a new pen, or opening up a new packet of markers - the appeal of unused stationery.

Can you imagine people always being so skeptical of you because they don’t know if you’re being real anymore?
Also…any resemblance to a young magician with popular TV shows is purely because…I watched those.

Can you imagine people always being so skeptical of you because they don’t know if you’re being real anymore?

Also…any resemblance to a young magician with popular TV shows is purely because…I watched those.